Me and Internet, well, we've been good friends of late. I slide into his WWW and we cruise through e-mails, blogs and research for shiny new ideas that
This weekend, a new guy hit the block. He's named McAfee. I thought he would just be a good friend, too...but something happened and Internet, well - it hurts to say this - he just *hiccup*, sorry, the mojitos kicking in - shut me down. I knocked on his door repeatedly. But he ignored me. I threw acorns at his window. He snapped the blinds shut. Did he think I didn't care about him because McAfee had a nice firewall? How do I convince Internet that what we share is special?
I'm working on it, sneaking here to drop this note. Internet, if you're listening, please - *hiccup*, oohhh...sorry again - please forgive me. We can work this out.