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So many things I'm feeling. Me, Myself and I have taken over with their thoughts.
Me: Oh My Frickin' Good Grief!!! Could I be a bigger loser? I talked about leaving Procrastination Station then gave in to the siren song, returning for another round of accomplishing NOTHING! Egads! What is wrong with me??? Someone toss me in the River Thames.
Myself: *deadpan stare* Seriously? Please stop waxing melodramatic. You got your sekrit project finished. You got your YA dystopian urban fantasy done. Your NEO Chronicles: Characters Revealed project is on track to release this month and you've managed to balance your dream of writing and publishing a bit better with spending time with your child. What part of "working-single-mom-author" are you having a hard time understanding? You do A LOT. Don't try killing yourself to do it all.
Me: My sales have the shape of a flat line. I have the social media wherewithal of a skunk.
Myself: And you'll just keep learning and getting better. Keep trying. Keep writing. Yes, there are some first-book wonders out there that get picked up by readers and mosh-pit worshipped. That didn't happen to you. Get over yourself. I, don't you have anything to say?
I: *grins ear to ear* What? And mess up this hecka-funny exchange between the two of you? Keep it going. Me, more drama. See if you can channel Scarlett O'Hara. Myself, you're doing great.
Me & Myself: *share side-long glance, turn their backs and walk away at the sight of I pulling a fresh bag of popcorn from the microwave*
Me, Myself and I are just too much. My word...
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