Monday, November 11, 2013 | By: Angela Brown

Publishness Hijacked by Crystal Collier...Ransom: Cheese :-)

Top Ten Reasons I Want to be A Millionaire

10. Buying a computer that actually starts up when I hit the "on" button. (Or so I can finally take revenge on this one! *laughing evilly*)

9. Owning a cheese box (refrigerator) entirely dedicated to cheese. (Yes Pushing Daisies, I am thinking of you.)

8. Independent publishing. Need I say more?

7. Harley and a continental tour.

6. Reading until my eyes fall out.

5. Playing with my kids, every day, all day. (In various foreign countries.)

4. Attending a modest show, occasionally. (*ahem* Nightly.)

3. Akbars. How I miss you Akbars! (On Long Island.) I would eat there once a week. No twice a week. No every day for lunch! Heck, I'll just hire the kitchen staff.

2. Driving a car with personality--of the desirable variety.


That's not too much to ask? Right?

Crystal Collier, author of MOONLESS, is a former composer/writer for Black Diamond Productions. She can be found practicing her brother-induced ninja skills while teaching children or madly typing about fantastic and impossible creatures. She has lived from coast to coast and now calls Florida home with her creative husband, three littles, and “friend” (a.k.a. the zombie locked in her closet). Secretly, she dreams of world domination and a bottomless supply of cheese. 

You can find her on her blog and Facebook, or follow her on Twitter.

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Natalie Aguirre said...

Great post. I would so pick Number 1 too. And add no more hard yard work. So excited for Crystal! Her book sounds fantastic!

Maria Zannini said...

If only. LOL. I especially like #10.

But I'd settle for my own personal massage therapist.

Christine Rains said...

Loved this post! I want a cheese fridge too. :) Or a chocolate one. Yeah!

Julie Flanders said...

I now need a cheese fridge. And I think #1 is my favorite. I've said before that if I ever get rich the first thing I'm doing is hiring a maid!

Fun list, Crystal. :)

Heather said...

I have no idea what akbars are, but now I'm totally curious! Love your list Crystal, it made me laugh which was exactly what I needed on a Monday morning.

E.J. Wesley said...

Loved #2 and #5! LOL

~Sia McKye~ said...

I wanna housekeeper and her husband could take care of the critters, fences, etc. I'd even build them their own granny unit. And I build my own T-tower so the computer would actually run faster than a crawl when everyone gets on to watch their NetFlix and I wouldn't have to see 'page unresponsive'. Oh, and tear down this house and build another one with solar capabilities and nifty heated floors and a green house to grow organic veggies. See? I don't want much. :-)

Fun Post.

Sia McKye Over Coffee

M Pax said...

Yes! to know more cleaning!

Crystal Collier said...

Natalie, you can borrow my maid, via my teleportation device--after I fix it. (Had a case of scientists sneaking out of my locked basement. Bad, bad scientists.)

Crystal Collier said...

Who doesn't want to smash a computer occasionally, eh? ;)

Crystal Collier said...

LOL! Tell you what? We'll devote the top to cheese and the bottom to chocolate. Problem solved!

Crystal Collier said...

Yeah! Cheese fridge all the way. And definitely a maid.

Crystal Collier said...

Akbars is this amazing Indian restaurant on Long Island. It's seriously like walking into an Indian palace, and the food... *drooling* ...and the service... Wow. Just wow.

Crystal Collier said...

Methinks I hear some wanderlust in there? ;)

Crystal Collier said...

Nah. Not much at all. That's a small order--totally doable.

Crystal Collier said...

EVER! *high five*

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